May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short

Mice Cannot Vomit

Camels have 3 eyebrows

It is impossible for most people to lick their own elbow.

Giraffes can’t swim

Who has been taken from you into heaven – Acts 1:11

When Christ, who is your life, appears – Colossians 3:4

Trust in the LORD with all your heart – Proverbs 3:5-6

You will receive an inheritance from the Lord – Colossians 3:24

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